segunda-feira, 2 de março de 2009

A burocracia é um sujeito indefinido

Estava eu indo feliz (mentira) pegar o tal do BOM (Bilhete do Ônibus Metropolitano, caso você, leitor, não more em Sampa) na secretaria da minha escola quando me deparo com um papel que dizia:

"SÓ FORNECEMOS O CARTÃO DO BOM APÓS O PREENCHIMENTO DO SEGUINTE FORMULÁRIO, BLÁ, BLÁ, BLÁ..."

É karma, meu Deus, só pode ser! Então, para eu receber algo pelo qual eu já paguei e todo o resto eu ainda tenho que preencher um formulário?!

Peguei o bendito papel e saí chutando latinhas*. Acho que esse tipo de coisa deve ser feita só pra dificultar a nossa vida. Na era da informatização, depender de papéis é o fim da picada.

Contudo/porém/todavia, enquanto não espantarmos o fantasma da burocracia, continuaremos a preencher formulários, um atrás do outro...

* Eu não chuto latas. Foi mais pelo apelo dramático aos leitores :}

38 comentários:

Deni disse...

e eu achando q bruocracia era um sujeito d paletó enganando o povo e pedindo voto
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parabens pelo blog . . .
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João Vitor disse...

otimo blog
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escritores de primeira!!
de uma passada no blog news!
hã tou acompanhando!

Marina Melo disse...

Brasil, país da burocracia...
Sempre querendo complicar, nos jogam para um lado e para outro. Mas ninguém resolve o problema.
Ás vezes até desanima viver aqui...

beijooos pessoal!


estão nos meus favoritos.

Kenia Soares disse...

nosa! isso e uma grande verdade, mas sera que se fosse diferente nosso sistema funcionaria, com pessoas tao pouco informadas no nosso pais? beijos! excelente blog!

Ryan Zamperlini disse...

DHASIUHDOIAUHSODUHAOIUH

ÉÉÉÉ Sammm
A maldita burocracia ainda vai nos atazanar por um loonnnnnngo tempo!



;DDDDDD

D.Ramírez disse...

Quando entrei em uma empresa, havia uma porteira eletronica, igual aquelas de shopping..perguntei entao para o porteiro pq ter uma catraca dessas se meu carro ja esta dentro?
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Raphael Cordeiro disse...

Burocracia é a mesma coisa que inutilidade, as vezes é tanta a burocracia que quando você consegue terminar todos os processos burocráticos, o que você queria não é mais tão importante! rsrs

disse...

Nossa, eu ODEIO essa burocracia brasileira, como você disse, em pleno século XXI, ainda depender de folhas de papéis enquanto se tem computadores e internet --' ninguém merece, hein ?!
maas 'assim caminha a humanidade, em passos de formiga e sem vontade' !

:D

Anônimo disse...

Vou contar um segredo pra vc's por aqui...
Tenho medo de andar de ônibus ó.ò
Mas a culpa é de mamãe... Não me acostumou andando de ônibus, não me acostumou nem a andar a pé!

Sinto-me até mais leve agora =o

Annie Manuela disse...

Pior q eh assim mesmo, eu tb já passei por situações parecidas...

Adorei seu blog.

Bjks.

Felipe disse...

Entregou a décima quinta via carimbada onde?

Valeus pelos coments lá no blog... To seguindo e linkei voces.
Vamos trocando idéias na sequencia.

Curiosidade: Como voces de conheceram?

Daniel Savio disse...

Retribuindo a visita...

Cara, tem coisa que só o karma explica, mas em alguns casos, a pessoa é bom mesmo assim cai uns "castigos" para ele.

Fique com Deus, menino Bertonie.
Um abraço.

Thiago Laurentino disse...

BURROCRACIA!

Radio Advento disse...

Ola tiago tudo bem ? obrigadooo por vc sempre acompanhar meu blog peço q vc naum pare e sempre opine pois quero ver as opinioes e sempre o meu blog vai ter novidades, seu blog tbm e muito bom vio vc se expressa muito bom com suas palavras se vc quisser me clocar como parceiro tenho banner hehehe
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Marcus disse...

os piores saum aqueles q vc responde dai no fim tah escrito: as informações são só para pesquisa interna.
kkk

disse...

É o que eu sempre faço mesmo, tento escolher qual é a melhor pra mim, e se não der certo tiro como lição !

Ah, muito obrigada pela dica ! ^^
Pode ter certeza que dicas assim são muito valiosas ! (:

beijos ! :*

Ana Gotz disse...

Gostei!

disse...

Concordo com seu comentário lá no meu. Mas que mudar de idéias é essencial, isso com certeza é ! :D

tem post novo lá ! ;)

beeijão :*

Maari *.* disse...

ooi, Lindo blog gurii!
Concordoo com o seu comentario [2]
beeijos, ateeh'
Jah to seguindo :)

Anônimo disse...

Oi, os outros autores podem fazer o favor de atualizar o blog, sim? Thanks very much :)

Anônimo disse...

Experimenta abrir uma empresa ou algo assim que você verá o que é burocracia kkkkk.

Chris disse...

Ihhh acho bem dificil as burocracias acabarem! E um saco mesmo, eles tinham que elaborar coisas mais praticas, mas infelismente vejo que isso vai perdurar! Ate aqui na Belgica as burocracias sao infinitas!

bjus

Luna Gandra disse...

Taí odeio qualquer tipo de falta de praticidade. O meu ex colégio era o rei disso, o que me deixava p. da vida !
Adorei o blog ;)

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